me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
The British Government flies in for a meeting.
missfaery! You’re my person so I’ll always help you hide the body ;) lol
Idk how any one thing could be more perfect.
People help their people hide bodies. <3
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
We love you, Weird Al. ‘Cause you’re weird. And you love parodies. And so do we so we parodied your face with breakfast food.
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!”
how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
The 1944 classic!
Oh my god
I’d run too
What is that!
mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up
WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP
lol it had never even occurred to my that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous
I AM SO JEALOUS I WANT TINY LITTLE BUG LANTERNS
PEOPLE DONT HAVE THESE??
|—||Hunter S. Thompson (via observando)|