belatedmedia:

The first movie really did have a great script.

bakerstreetsdoctor:

asylum-countess:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP

OH MY FUCKING GOD

That strikes more fear into the hearts of criminals than batman does.

abinky:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

omg yes

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

floatinginamushroomuniverse:

When I was young
It seemed that life was so wonderful
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees
Well they were singing so happily
Joyfully, playfully, watching me
But then they sent me away
To teach me how to be sensible
Logical, oh, responsible, practical
And they showed me a world
Where I could be dependable
Clinical, oh, intellectual, cynical

OH MY FUCK.
THIS WINS ALL THE THINGS.
SUPERTRAMP + MSI = THE BIGGEST HARD ON THE WORLD HAS SEEN.

goteamjosh:

ispeakinhaiku:

kev-n:

keyofmgy:

candlehat:

thejediwalking:

Look Sir…
Droids

LAUGHING MY F*CKING ASS OFF OH MY GOD

THE PHOTO I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE I WAS THIRTEEN

these are the droids were looking for

*sobs*

I don’t always reblog kittens, but when I do, they always curse.

yourscientistfriend:

Please Reblog if you DID NOT HAVE the sex talk from your parents.

Alternatively

Reblog THIS ONE if you DID get the talk.

jacobtheloofah:

nkfr:

oolongearlgrey:

rozurizo:

stegomastodon:

darktemplarfromhell:

That….is sick

For the person who wants to kill the shit out of somebody.

The knife is in case I don’t kill you with the six bullets first.

the Apache Revolver, ladies and gentlemen

What the shit?

this is my headcanon for spades slick’s favourite weapon

I WANT ONE SO FUCKING BAD.